Father Goat Tonsils

By Anonymous

This idea had its roots in a family discussion quite a ways back while en route to a music lesson. Most recently, however, it was discussed while visiting with Tom. The idea is a system which allows one to drive for long periods of time without stopping at a restroom. A toilet is built into the seat in such a way as to allow free flow of waste into it. Waste is either put into a storage unit or pumped into the engine, which would be specially modified to be able to burn human waste as fuel. This would take care of your refueling stop and your bathroom stop in one shot, without even having to slow down.

By Karubi

I had an idea for an improvement on dual air bags for an automobile. If you were about to crash into something, an onboard sensor would activate a death ray blaster and the offending item would be totally vaporized so that you would not crash into it. Thus you would be kept safer than you would be by having a big bag inflate right into your face. Then it occurred to me that I might use this device in traffic jams so that I would not be detained by stupid people stopping on Rte. 128 to look at dumb things like accidents. It was at that point that I realized that my little invention should not be disseminated to the public.