Food for Thought
By Father Goat Tonsils
Father Goat Tonsils has been ruminating for a long time now and has given birth to a new idea, pre chewed food. I am sure that most people are aware of the fact that many animals eat food and regurgitate it for thier young. It has occurred to Father Goat Tonsils that some people could benifit from having pre chewed food. It may be that these people have trouble with digestion or some related problem, such as old people with no teeth, just gums. One solution could be a new product line called “easy eats”, an entire selection of foods which have been pre chewed, spat out and then canned.
A whole new industry would spring up as pre chewed foods became widely accepted. Factories would have long tables set up with chewers seated on benches chewing and spiting various delicacies onto a conveyor belt which transports the chewed food to the canning area.
Just think, the next time you meet someone new and ask them what they do for work they may respond, ” I’m a chewer”. The help wanted ads would say, “Chewers wanted. Must have strong jaws.”